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იმის შემდეგ რაც წავიკითხე ესოდენ სასიამოვნო კომენტარები:)და ერთმა კეთილის მსურველმაც მითხრა,რომ ''მეტი შეგიძლიაო'' გამახსენდა მსოფლიოში ყველაზე ინტელექტუალური და ამასთანავე ბავშვებისთვის საშინელი,საზიზღარი,აუტანელი,მკაცრი,დილაადრიანი და მრავალი ამდაგვარი შენობა საზარელი სახელით სკოლა!(აი დავწერე თუ არა ეს სიტყვა გამაჟრჟოლა:)ხოდა,მეც ვიფიქრე დამეწერა რამდენიმე ანეკდოტი(ინ ინგლიშ)სკოლის შესახებ,იმედია ინგლიშს გაიგებთ!და ერთსაც დავამატებ:თუ არ გაგეცინებათ რამე სმაილი მაინც დატოვეთ ''კრიტიკის'' კედელზე,მაგალითად აი ასეთი   :D ან :P ან :)...ვფიქრობ უკვე მიხვდით რაც ვიგულისხმე:)აბა ჰე და აბა ჰო!
#1:Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.

'Wake up, son. It's time to go to school'
'But why, Mom? I don't want to go.'

'Give me two reasons why you don't want to go.'
'Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!'

'Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.'
'Give me two reasons why I should go to school.'

'Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Head teacher!'
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#2:The math teacher saw that Daphne wasn't paying attention in class. She called on her and said, 'Daphne! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?'

Daphne quickly replied, 'ABC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!'
#3:Finding one of her pupils making faces at others on the playground, Miss Barker, their teacher, stopped to gently reprove the child.

Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, 'Tony, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.'

Tony looked up, smiled and replied, 'Well, Miss Barker, you can't say you weren't warned.'
#4:Miss Barker continued with the lesson and challenged her children to take some time on Sunday afternoon to write a letter to God. They were to bring their letter back the following Sunday.

Tony wrote, 'Dear God, We had a good time at church today. Wish you could have been there.'
#5:Mrs Mollard had been giving her second-grade students a lesson in science.

She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now it was question time, and Mrs Mollard asked, 'My name begins with the letter "M" and I pick up things. What am I?'

Tim, a little boy in the front row proudly said, 'You're a mother!'
#6:A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him.

'Why do we have to learn this stuff?' one young man blurted out.

'To save lives,' the professor responded before continuing the lecture.

A few minutes later the student spoke up again. 'So how does physics save lives?'

The professor stared at the student for a long time without saying a word. Finally the professor concluded, 'Physics saves lives,' he said, 'because it keeps the idiots out of medical school.'
#7:Jane was talking to Mrs Darby, her teacher, about whales. Mrs Darby said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

Jane girl stated quite clearly that the Bible says Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, Mrs Darby reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

Finally, Jane murmured, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah, myself.'

Mrs Darby continued, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'

Very smartly Jane replied, 'Then you can ask him.'
#8:Miss Hewitt, was one of the teachers at Northern Infants, Normanton, [kindergarten] when Philip came up to her and say that he had found a frog. Miss Hewitt asked if the frog was alive or dead. Philip, aged 6, declared that it was dead.

Miss Hewitt enquired as to how he could be so sure that it was dead.

Philip replied, 'I pissed in its ear.'

Flabbergasted, Miss Hewitt demanded, 'You what, Philip Brown?'

Philip added, 'You know, I went to his ear and said, 'PSST!' and it didn't move. So it must be dead.'
#9:Dylan is in a queue at the Supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and is giving him a big 'hello' .

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although her face is vaguely familiar, Dylan can't place where he might know her from, so he says, 'Sorry, do you know me?'

She replies, 'I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children'

Dylan's mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, 'Blimey!' he says, 'Did we meet on Frank's stag do in Newport? Dylan continued, 'When I got out of the police station and got back to the hotel room you had gone.'

No, 'she replies, 'I'm your son's English Teacher'.
#10:A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!'

After a few seconds, Little Davie stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Davie?'

'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'
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